Hurting innocent children is funny.

If I had the power to morph into whoever I wanted like Mystique from the x-men, I'd probably morph into Brock Lesnar, go down to my local elementary school and start whipping kids out of the 2nd story window like a baseball pitcher. Just grab 'em by the legs and whip right out the window. And I'd make sure a news crew was there to get it all on film.