It's Rthrs 21st birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I am drunk aas a motherfucker. It's the shit. I though Arthur was supposd to puke on his birthday. After I finish this shot, I'ma puke like a motherfucker. It's gonna be awesome. Kay bye.
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
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YThis is Jon. I'm updating this as events happen. We all unzipped our flies and took a double shot of JD. Dave's getting ready to puke. He hasn't zipped his fly yet. James is playing with his phone. Arhtur is straight chillin. James just called arthur on his cell phone. the across the room convo consisted of arthur cussing james. more events as they happen.
Dave is playing his cell phone and dancing to the ringtones. He jsut screamed bitch. I can't see straight. Arthur still isn't drunk. His tolerance is amzazing us all. James is showing of fhis ringtones. dammit I can't type. Dave is watching me type this. son of a bitch i'm bored. I need a woman, I swear. Dave says his zipper doesn't work right...
Dave is eating more pizza. James is talking to someone.
we're all talking to joe black on the phone. he makes me laugh. big daves still getting ready to puke. Dear god, somebody help me...
OMG!!! DAVE PUT DOWN FOOD!!!! THE VOMIT IS COMING!!!!! GET YOUR CAMERAS READY!!!!
WATTS TOLD ME TO STFU. DAVE DROPPED HIS GLASSES. WE'RE REMEMBERING WHEN WATTS PASSED OUT IN THE BATHTUB. SOMEBODY GET ME A DAMN DRINK!!@
WE'RE CONTEMPLATING INVADING SUSIE Q'S APARTMENT AND TAKING OUR PANTS OFF. MY SHIRT SAYS I'VE KILLED SOMEONE. I THINK TI WAS KENNY. WHERE'S MY FUCKING DRINK
BIG ART'S TAKEN 12 SHOTS AND ISN'T FEELING A THING. HE'S INHUMAN
DAVE HIT ARTHRU IN THE FACE
BIG DAVE IS TALKING TO THE BOTTLE OF JACK DANIELS NOW
I THINK DAVE JUST THREW UP IN HIS MOUTH A LITTLE.
DAV'ES BEEN DRINKING SINCE 5 PM
SUSIE JUST SHOWED UP. WEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WATTS IS CALLING EVERYONE ON HIS PHOMNE
SUSIE IS WONDERING WHY SHE HASN'T FOPUND HER SAUSAGE
SUSIE3 SAYS SHE DOESN'T DRINK ANYMORE. I CALL SHINANGISNDAKL...ALDSF...SHINGAG....FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!
we're dtrying to decide who has the best birthday. me and watts are winning.
i'm trying ton convince dave to stick his fingetrs down his throat. watts wants another shot. dave has thrown in the towel. daves talking on the phone. he's talking to amber. watts is trying to get another shot in. dave neds to puke. dear god, somebody stop this.
big art is about to take his 14th shot....
we're forcing dave to take his next shot...his gonna vomit...suizie's le3aving....
there goes the shots...
daves face looks funnyy....
PUKE, DAVE.. BE THE BIG MACHO HE MAN MEGA PUKER WE ALL KNOW YOU ARE CAPABLE OF BEING. HAHAHAHA HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME VOMIT? NO... I'VE GOT BIGGGER BALLS THAN ALL YALL. EWW. MWAHAHAHA... I'M SUCH A BITCH...COME ON PUKE GODDAMMIT!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARTHUR! LOVE YOU CRAZY ASSES. *AMBER
JAMES LEFT THE APAPTMENT SUZIE'S GOING TO GET MORE KHAEOUISERKJ FJUCKED UOP, SON./ CHASER5S, JAMES IS GONNA GET ARRESTED. I NEED SMOKES. DAVE'S GETTING WAY TO INTO EVERYON'S FACES.
WE'RE TRYIN G TO FEED DAVE RUNNY EGGS. I'M WAITING FOR THE COPS. HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
JAMES IS STIL GONE. I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE. IT'S FUCKING HOT IN HERE. DAMN THIS IS FUN. I WANNA FIGHT SOMEONE. BIG ARTS UP TO 14 SHOTS. I LOST COUNT. SO DID DAVE. WHERE THE FUCK IS WATTS? IS MY FLY STILL DOWN. WHO'S ON THE PHONE!? WHERE'S THE CHASERS!? I STILL NEED SMOKES!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
DAVEN'S TALKING TO AMBER. MY CAT MEOWED. OMG, THE HUMANITY. I NED TO GET LAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!! WHERE;S THOSE HOOKERS ON CHURCHVILLE AND B STREET? DAVE'S TALKING ABOUT ME! FUCK!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS ON TV?!
DAVE THREW UP A LITLE...
okay, fuck this. i want another dirnk. later you dirty fuck faced fucktards.
Hey amber, it's me david. I loooooove you. Wish you were here. Ann's gonna come get me and take me home, sorry it dfhthat makes you mad, but I still love you and yiou are the most special one in the world tro me.
it's okay, i'd rather her take you home than for you to drive. i looovveee you too! don't know where i'd be without you. love you soooooo much
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