Grandma kicks ass. Why's she gotta be all old and shit?

Grandma Riley fuckin' pushed herself up outta her chair today. A few days ago I had to physically lift her out of it. But today she just put her hands on the arms of that bitch, pushed, and she was up. She grabbed her walker and off we went. She had a talk with me the day I had to pull her up, she said "If I don't get better, I'm going to have to go to a nursing home. I don't want to go to a nursing home. I'd rather die now than live for five more years in a damn nursing home." It's almost like she's willing herself to be better with her mind, like cancer patients do. Grandma rules.