Check out this bullshit!

I got a job as a secret shopper! What I do is go around to different shops in the area that need to be evaluated by an outsider (not a manager, etc.) and I secretly tell the companies how their shops are doing! I get 20 bucks a shop and I get reimbursed for whatever I buy! SWEET! I get my jobs through the e-mail here. SHIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!! Hahahahaha!

P.S. THE LAST TIME I GAVE A SHIT, I GOT FUCKED!