Expansion on Football rules...

It would be fun to have all the guys on the team on the field. There's like, 60-some guys on the team altogether, right? Yeah, just put all them fuckers out on the field at once! That would be quite interesting, especially when one of them finds the secret land mine that has been hidden somewhere in the field! Wouldn't it be funny to hear John Madden's commentary when that happened?

"He's at the forty, the thirty, the twen-" BOOOOOM!!!! "FUMBLE!!!!!"