New rules for Nascar!

I think instead of having a big wide road to drive on, we make the track big enough for only one car to get through at a time, with walls on both sides.

Except for one 300 yard straightaway where it widens to fit two cars, side-by side.

On that straightaway, lube all 300 yards with crisco. This kind of racing, I would watch.

Oh yeah, the cars should also be rigged so that the slightest touch makes them explode.