Nori better start lifting weights.

I talked to this cop that came into work today, and he said that assaulting an officer carries a mandatory 6 month sentence. I don't know how he's gonna get out of this, he POSSIBLY could if he doesn't have a previous record. On a lighter note, Nori looked helly fresh when they walked him into the court. His face is all beat up, he's all locked down and shit in his orange jumpsuit. He just LOOKED like a prisoner, like someone out of that movie conair.

Dave

AND I'M OUT LIKE MY DICK AROUND JESSICA!!!!