OH, YOU SHITFACED COCKMASTER!

Yeah, South Park the movie came on comedy cntral at two in the morning the other night, UNEDITED. That made it even funnier. When the uncle fucker song came on, I just kept thinking about some 7 year old who has been sheltered his or her whole life and was hearing these words for the first time.

I'm so fuckin' insane. That all this freshness kicks ass. Jessica, Matt, Jon, all yall. Yall are the SHIT. I've known Jon so long. OH SHIT, gonna be late for work! Gotta go!!!!

Dave

AND I'M OUT LIKE MY JOB WHEN THE BOSS SEES WHAT I WROTE ON MY WRITE-UP SHEET!