Simon says, go fuck yourself.

Have you noticed, whenever there's a problem in this country they get a bunch of celebrities or children together to sing a song about it? Drought, famine, drugs; they sing a song about it. This is an idea that grew out of the '60s peace movement. The idea then was that if enough "good" people sang, chanted and held hands, all the "evil" people would give up their money, weapons, and power. Worked great, didn't it?

Hold up, check out this limerick I just remembered...

There once was a girl named Alice
Who used dynamite as a phallus
they found her vagina
in north carolina
the rest of her wound up in Dallas

Fresh.