SPLATTERHOUSE RULES YOUR MAMA'S ASS, BITCHES!!!!

Waking up sucks. Last night was fresh though. I got home at 4 in the morning and I'll be damned if mom isn't still up. I was like, "Holy shit, don't you have to go to work tomorrow?" She said, "Yup, but a friend of mine gave me a couple'a cups of this really strong coffee, so I just decided to stay up and drink!" It was funny as hell. Mom was drunk. She was playing Metallica's Ride the Lightning album LOUD AS FUCK, I don't know how the cops didn't get called. I was hoping they would show up though, just so I could tell people my crazy mom got the cops called on us. We both heard birds chirping and shit, we looked outside, and the sun was coming up. I'm glad I don't have to go to work today.

Fuck, if everything works out the way we want it to, there's going to be a gang of us going up to H-burg tonight, like 8 of us. That'll be fresh. I gotta pick up some Jack. Heh heh. Jon's not gonna like that shit. He hates being around underage motherfuckers when they drink. I understand though, I would be careful too if I was on probation. Damn convicted felons.

Man... I'm going insane. Every day just gets fresher, I'm not used to it jumping so much in freshness. I mean, my life always gets fresher everyday, just by small increments; but these past two weeks things have gotten so much better. I broke it off with Meghan, that was a big step. Although doing it sucked, I feel so much better now that it's done. That relationship was draining my karma. Going up to Goshen Pass and camping has been the shit, I got memories from there that I'll remember for a LONG time. Then Jessica. Insane. My fuckin' head is gonna explode from all these freshness bombs. Life is good. Crazy, but good. I love that shit, I love it when life is chaotic and unpredictable, I thrive in chaos. The day my life is stale and predictable is the day I'm in the grave.

What's up with Rhea's crazy ass? The fuckin' girl practically fucks me when I go camping, then she doesn't want shit to do with me? What is that? Crazy ass woman. How's a virgin going to be gettin' naked and shit and lettin' me play with her poon? Damn virgins. I don't want another virgin EVER. Gimme a girl that's been fucked a couple good times and I'll be one happy pedophile. Matter of fact, gimme a girl that's been fucked a BUNCH of times. They don't have to be taught anything, and most don't mind givin' head. Fresh.