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Okay, I borrowed this book from Suzy called, "If". It's got a bunch of random ass questions for people to ask each other just to get to know other people, so what I'm gonna do is pick a random one out of this book which is sitting right next to me, and answer it rigt here. Gimme a sec...

"If you could realize a dream that you have had while asleep, what dream would you pick?"

Hmm. That's kinda stale, I don't remember a lot of my dreams.

Okay, I can't remember any, new question...

"If you were given a yacht today, what would you name it?"

Okay, this one is fresh! First, I fuckin' hate yachts, they stink of rich, white superiority, so I'd probably name it,

The S.S. FuckYachtOwners.

I'd paint it in big black letters on the side for everybody to see. Then when me and the boys take it out for it's first voyage, I'd make sure we get REALLY fuckin' trashed and sink that bitch to the bottom. But not before we flipped off some rich people.