TIME TO CUT OUT MY OWN ASSHOLE WITH A PUMPKIN CARVING KNIFE!!!!!!!

Jessica wrote down a bunch of fresh baby names that we liked on her webjournal, and one of the boy names was fuckian. There's a funny story behind that one...

When I was with Meghan, her and I talked about baby names, and her favorite name for a boy was Ian.

I HATE that name. It's so weak and pathetic. Plus it reminds me of that bitch ass, artsy dude from High Fidelity, the one who was dating the main character's ex.

Her and I could never agree on names, so we were going to compromise. I would let her name the first born, no questions asked; I would name the next in line, no questions asked; etc. BUT... she said if she had a boy, she would name it Ian. And I hate that name SOOO MUCH, I told her that I would name the next kid FuckIan, boy or girl.

Dropped Mary off at her house last night, she invited me in to see her room and it was unbelievable. I have never been in such a nice house, ever. I mean, all the homes I've ever lived in have only been about a fourth as big as hers. I told her I hated her a couple of times, I hope she doesn't think I meant that. I was just playing around, I think that you couldn't pick a better person to have money. Mary doesn't flaunt it at all, or try to throw it in anybodys face. That rocks.

I'm so fuckin' insane. I must be. I am... SO IN LOVE with Jessica. How could this happen? How could it happen SO FAST? I don't know, but it did. Life is crazy as hell, I love it. You know what's even crazier? I wasn't even considering being with her, it had never crossed my mind until the last time we went camping. (2 weeks ago?) And now, we're in love? Life is great. I worry about Nori and Crazy Dave, I need to talk to them, and make sure this isn't going to affect our friendship. I love both of them fuckers, and the last thing I want is for this to make shit complicated.

AND I'M OUT LIKE THE DYING HEARTBEAT OF A LITTLE GIRL!!!!

P.S. Sweet Tooth is the man.