Listen to this funny shit!

I was in Wal-mart today, and I saw Meghan's new boyfriend. This guy is scrawny as hell (110 pounds) and resembles an emaciated turtle. I was walking towards the electronics section where he works, and he MEAN-MUGS ME!! It was funny as shit! It reminded me of a pissed off chihuaua. Well, I mean-mugged him back, but I don't think it was that intimidating because I was trying so hard not to laugh! My face looked funny as shit! I just walked past him, I was on my way to the automotve section.

Speaking of which, I got a job there changing oil. Yup, Dave's gonna be a greasemonkey at wal-mart. I got orientation at 9 am monday? Or is it tuesday? Uh oh...

Oh shit, I can't remember now! Hold up...

Okay, it's tuesday. They left a message on my machine while I was at fuckin' wal-mart trying to figure out if they backed out of hiring me. OH SHIT! There's a Juggalo that works in the automotive department too! I saw him today! HA HAAA!!!! WOOOOO!!!!! Fuck yeah!!! Kick ass. I'm hyped as shit. I also bought some Stacker 3's today, they work pretty good. They're cheap as shit at Wal-mart! I should take like 8 a day, just to see what happens.