What a day...

Wow, it's almost night time, and I haven't done a damn thing. This amazes me. Absolutely nothing has been accomplished. Well, that's not really true, I have accomplished some things, things like sleeping, watching tv, eating a microwave meal, looking around on the internet, showering, staring off into space for 10 minutes at a time, yelling at the dogs, masturbating, dancing in front of the mirror naked while I pretended to be Michael Jackson, reading millionaire sucess stories while taking a poo, trying to figure out what that weird smell is in the kitchen, watching Sex and the City and typing in this blog. My god, I've actually done a lot of shit today! I need a nap.