8 days on the iron boat ride...

Yup, Nori's doin' time. Only eight days though, which is good. Along with, I think 150 hours of community service, then some program called VASAP. Something to do with alcohol abuse. What else did he get? He's got some fines too. I forget how much though.

I wish Jessica was more open. Every time I try to talk to her it turns into a confrontation, like she did something wrong and she's got to defend herself. I wish I could keep her from doing that, it makes talking to her about things hard when I know it's going to feel like I'm attacking her. That sucks. This is really hard.

I love blogger. It's the only real creative outlet I have. I wish I was able to draw or something like that. I can write poetry, but I have to be in the mood. The only thing I'm really good at creatively is writing stories and making people laugh. I'm so crazy is fun.

I'm so crazy I'll commit suicide just to see if I like it.

I'm so crazy I'll paint myself like an Indian on the warpath, stand in front of an oncoming train and yell, "BRING IT OOOOONN BITCH!!!!"

I'm so crazy I'll stand up in the middle of a plane ride and scream "THERE'S A BOOOMB!!!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIE!!!!!" as loud as I can.

I'm so crazy I'll walk up in a Eminem concert reppin' the hatchet. Wait, that's not that crazy considering that the only people that go to Eminem concerts are 13 year old girls.

I'm so crazy, I'll take on Brooke's titties in a boxing match. I'll lose, but fuck it; I'm crazy.

(I said buttfuck. He he, cool.)

I'm so crazy, I'll stick a harmonica up my ass just so I can fart "The Star-Spangled Banner."

I'm so crazy, I'll piss George off so bad he'll attack me.

I'm so crazy, I'll start doing everything the voices in my head tell me to do, instead of trying to convince everyone that there aren't voices in my head and everything's cool. 'Cause it isn't. There are actually a shitload of people in here. Actually, if you could imagine a serial-killers convention, that's what it's like. Imagine 1000's of serial killers yelling at me all at once to do shit. Plus Barnyard Shenanigans. So yeah, serial killers and Barnyard Shenanigans. It's a lot of fun actually.