BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am a hater. I am hating on two people in particular right now, Matt and Nori. Why?

'CAUSE THEY'RE GOING TO THE GATHERING!!!!!!!!! FUCKERS!!!!!!

It's all good though. Matt has had to listen to all my fresh gathering stories from when I went back in 2002 (he knows them so well he can tell them like he was there), so now I'll get to listen to his fresh stories.

And how fitting that I went to the gathering right before the Wraith, Shangri-La album dropped, now he's going to the one before Hell's Pit.

I AM SO FUCKIN' CRAZY, I'LL RUN UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GATHERING WEARING AN EMINEM SHIRT!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOHHHHH SHIIIIIITTT, I MUST BE OUT OF MY GODDAMN MIND!!!!!!!!!!

Grandma's birthday is tomorrow. Mom's making a big deal out of it, 'cause she says there might not be another one. That's gay. You know what Grandma wants to do for her birthday?

Go to the racetrack.

Yep, Grandma's a bettin' fool. It'll be fresh though. We'll get some alcohol in her, and she'll start laughin' at shit for no reason. And I mean no reason, like... she'll just look at mom and start laughing. Grandma's crazy.

OH SHIT, after Grandma's birthday, mom is gonna be gone for a week to Michigan!!!!! HEEE HEEE HEEE!!!!!! I haven't even told anybody about that yet, I keep forgetting! Jessica is SPENDING THE NIGHT up in this piece, AND we are... fuck. I was about to say we were gonna get shit-faced, but no money. FUCK!!!!!

I gotta get something started, I had a ton of plans and shit, but when I met Jessica I got sidetracked like a motherfucker. All I want to do is see her and be around her, but that's not good for making money. Shit, I tried to take her to Wal-mart with me the other day to do some shopping, but we couldn't keep our hands off each other and we took like, an hour to do shit when it should have taken 20 minutes.

This relationship is insane, I have NEVER been so passionate with a woman like I am now. All I want to do is look in her eyes and shit. It's fuckin' gay and mushy as hell. I love it though. Like, I can't keep my hands off her if she's around. I can't concentrate on other stuff, only on her. And food. I can only concentrate on her AND food when she's around. God, I'm a fat shit. Being fat is cool.

Read "Rich Dad, Poor Dad". That shit made me insane about money.

Big Dave
AKA
"The Faster-Pastor; Clitmaster of Disaster"