Tattoo shops smell funny...

Shannon got a job at Twisted Rituals in Waynesboro. It's fresh as shit! I wish I worked there. The only stale thing is she works with this guy who hates fat people. That guy is fuckin' gay. He said something nasty to me today, so when I walked past him, I looked at him pretty hard. He saw me, looked away, and sat outside till I left. He was intimidated.

I wanted to hang out there today, but it was boring. She told me it would be, but it sounded fresh as shit yesterday. The boss got stuck twice by the guy who hates fat people, this guy named Brandon tried to run up the wall, some other funny shit happened, but I can't remember it. How are you gonna get punched twice and just... not care? Strange. Oh yeah, some titties got pierced. That's cool.

Shannon says she'll pierce me for free. She's never done it before, so it would be practice for her, but still, free. I can't think of anything I want pierced though, the only things that I think would be fresh are my dick or my nutsack. I don't really have any desire for anything else. Man, if I got my dick pierced, it's gonna be a bitch going through metal detectors. Hmm.

Shannon kicks ass.