They ain't the hyenas from the Lion King...

Saw the new Exorcist last night, it was the fuckin' shit. Pretty fuckin' scary too, and this is coming from the guy who laughed his ass off at the first Exorcist. For real, the first one didn't scare me, I thought it was funny as shit. This new one tells the story of where that little satan head came from. It was great, there was blood and gore for days, crazy shit happening everywhere, lots of good scares, and there was this one scene where this pack of hyenas comes out of fuckin' NOWHERE. That scene was fucked up as hell, I was clutching onto my seat and shit; that's all I'm gonna say though, I don't want to give anything away.

Matter of fact, it would be funny as hell to put the hyenas from this movie into the Lion King, and vice versa. Poor Simba would be dead as hell, end of movie. And the hyenas in the Exorcist would be voiced by Whoopi Goldberg, she'd be making jokes about Satan and shit, then she would puke on everybody. The other one would get posessed too, but Ed, the one who laughed instead of talking; wouldn't. Actually, I think he was already posessed by Lucifer in the Lion King.